one chalu can change ur life

ek baar mohit gaya cheddi....ek chalu order ki.....

cheddi wale bhaiyaa bahut khush the....to chalu ke paise nahi liye us se....

aur mohit ne us din wali apni lab bunk kar di.....

use laga ki 1/2 tea to free mil hi gayi hai!!.....

maa k saath beta free!

baat un dino ki hai jab pamela anderson k bahut saare boy friends hua karte the.....

child abuse ke maamle bhi kaafi saamne atte rehte the firang me.....

ek baar pamela ke ek BF ko police ne child abuse k maamle me giraftaar kar liya....

the cops were suspicious that he slept with pamela AND hER SON!

ek ginie ki duvidha!

alladin ka gin to aap sabhi ko yaad hi hogaa.....in saare gins ke saath badi problem hoti hai....apne powrs k chalte bandi to bana lete hai but "KUCH" kar nahi paate.....jab tak shaadi na ho jaye..
kyonki on the day of their wedding they all are- VAR GINS!
once a couple was found roaming naked near some temple premises.....

when asked about this strange behaviour ...the husband said....

someone told us ki us mandir me to sirf....NANGE PAIR HI JAA SAKTE HAI

ek dry state ki kahaani!

jab se daru ne yahaa gujarat me narendra modi ko rakhi bandi hai...

tbs se daru yahaa "ban" ho gai :( :( :( awww

and he got caught......

ek baar ek aadmi sare gaav ki katiyaa chura k bhaag rha tha.....

police ne use pakad liya...

press conf me inspector bola......

:HE GOT COT:....

SRY SRY :(

EK STUD BETE KI CHAAH!

ek ladka tha...bada stud...bada phodu...
iit me aaya.....3rd yr me use intership karni thi...usne mail maarna shuru kiya.....
companies ko....profs ko...magar har baar send ka button dabane ke maad...kuch aise screen pe aa jaata "ur message has not been sent"...frusst hokar usne apni maa ko call kiya...

uski maa purani yaaado me kho gayi...

20 saal pehle.....
jab uski maa pregnant thi tab wo bahut pooja tapsya ki...shiv bhagvaan ki...
bhagvaan prasanna hue...
maang beti jo maangna hai...wo bole...

maa boli....hey prabhu ...meri hone wali santaan ko vardaan dijiye..ki wo itna bada stud ho..itna phodu ho...ki IS DUNIYA ME USKA KOI AUR MAIL NA HO!

poor man's son rocks jee

ek bahut garib aadmi tha...unka family business tha cottton se gadda aur takiya banana......

us ke ghar ek beta paida hota hai...wo school jata hai.....
hamesha first aaata hai...har class me 100%...10th me....12th me...hameshaaa 100%..

but juntaa tab tak psych nahi hui thi jab usne jee me bhi 100% score kar diya...

press wale pahuc gaye aur uske pita se sawaal karne lage ki uske bete ne aisa kaise kaiyaa...

wo bola...isme kaun si badi baat hai...
HAMARA FAMILY BUSINESS HI HAI CUSHION BANANA!

barca vs manu...final

ronaldo got frusst and went to a medical store...askd for a whicky...

the shop keeper said....yahha kyo aaye ho....

BAR SE LO NA!

netherland beats england....the story behind

england played matches wid scotland and switzerland but won both The matches....newspapers printed..
NEITHER LAND BEATS ENGLAND!

A ROCKING DAY!

ek samay ki baat hai...ek bahut dushta raja hua karta tha...
praja kaafi naraaz thi us se...

to ek din praja ne raja ki jamkar pitayi kar di.....

itni maar khake the raja cried....

but it s yet another ROcKING DAY for praja....

i m njoying my vacations at home!!!

yahoooo....

its summer time....

but it is very hot